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Colossians 3 2 Keep your mind on the things above and not on the earthly. Short funny christian quotes.

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James 47 Therefore submit to God.

. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. This is the day the Lord has made. I have as much authority as the Pope i just dont have as many people who believe it.

Do not be afraid. Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing and possibly groaning for all of eternity. Hebrews 138 Jesus Christ is the Same Yesterday Today and Forever.

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Keep my commands and follow them. Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path. Corrie Ten Boom.

Eternity is a long time to think about where you went wrong. Easter comes once a year. James 117 All good gifts and all perfect gifts come from the Lord.

It empties today of its strength. Be strong and courageous. Christian Humor Funny Christian Stories 20 SHORT N SWEET HUMOROUS CHURCH WRITINGS A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

If youre someone who doesnt want to go through all the lewd jokes and cursing to try to find a nice but humorous quote then youve come to the right place. God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. As the business of the soldier is to fight so the business of the Christian is to be like Christ.

Humility is something we all should have. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I have hidden your word in my heart that I might not sin against you.

Of course you must be able to laugh at yourself. Heres 10 short funny jokes to enjoy and share. Funny Quotes for Christians.

I am the Lord. This is your sign to come to church. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

It is his great concern. These funny quotes are meant specifically for Christians. 10 A true and faithful Christian does not make holy living an accidental thing.

Do not be discouraged for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go. Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows. Graded A as the best Christian jokes around.

8255 1458 votes. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. Moses was leading his people through the desert.

Colossians 316 Let Christs word dwell in you richly.

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